Total Medals Earned: 254 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,360 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Get someone naked!
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.